Note to the pregnant woman: who has PLANNED a natural childbirth... Go to Lamaze classes. Your labor nurse does not like to be clawed, grabbed, kicked, scratched and called dirty names. If my memory serves me right, I did not get you pregnant. I am also NOT the cause of all your pain. And at no time, did I force you to NOT have an epidural. The Anesthetist is right outside... trust me, he can make this go away...
Note to the Doctor: who says he is waiting on ME!!! Really, cause I don't think so... and quite honestly, I don't care. Your schedule means nothing to me, and I don't care if YOU get lunch.
Note to self: 1 glass of Diet Dr Pepper does not 3 meals make when you are working a 12 hour shift.
Note to crazy lady who has not had any pre-natal care, and refuses all treatment... Deliver at home, leave me alone.
Note to Doctor: I showered this morning thanks, but yes, that placenta does look good on my shoes.
Note to crazy family member/ mother: No I will not shove that boy back up there until it comes out a girl... that had nothing to do with me, and I don't think it will work anyway.
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You're hysterical...that is as "funny". :)
Let me try that again: You're hysterical...that is as IN "funny". :)
Oh Kim.....sounds like you had another lovely day at work! So sorry.....next time.....have more than a Dr, Pepper, you're gonna fall out! I'd hate to see that happen to you! You're a hard-workin', wonderful nurse!!!!
Oh....and if I'm off....call me I'll bring you food. You need to keep your strength up to keep up with your handsome men!
i enjoyed that post very much
Hoping kicking and screaming and yelling in general during labor are okay. I didn't wound anyone, but there was definitely screaming and yelling.
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